I am delighted to be your new CEO
The Coker Foundation proudly announces a new Chief Executive. In his first meeting with the Administrative Council Bryce announced several changes in our daily work habits. It is noteworthy Bryce has not mastered phonics and does not read, therefore all communications will be done visually.
At all National holidays a hat with stars and stripes boldly displayed are required
Every Friday is picnic day
If you are unsure of your gender this is the test we will use to assign restrooms
It is permissible to wear your hair in curls
Each day watermelon will be served at lunch
I remind you I speak with authority.
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